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Mind Demotivational Poster


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm, #248033
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am, #236764
Ha!


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am, #229052
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm, #222185
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221841
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm, #221757
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm, #221750

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm, #221741
Sounds like something I'd do...


PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind


TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm, #227512
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm, #227488

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am, #227461
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm, #227258
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm, #227256
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


EQUITY -


TAGS: education mind cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - August 11, 2015, 3:44 pm, #262304
No, not anyone can afford one
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:15 pm, #262302
And before someone starts on free European College, look at the tax base, what it takes to get in, and please don't forget the fees that almost equal US tuition rates.
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:06 pm, #262301
Anyone can afford an education. You just want to want it bad enough. The real tragedy is the loss of brilliant minds in the socially and morally bankrupt edges of society.
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:13 pm, #243907
Then our system of education is broken!


CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm, #226645

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm, #226638
hahahaha.. true story


MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone


TAGS: my mind is like lightning
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am, #229259
Hahahaha, nice, I would've said the same, but then I'm contradicting my own poster XD lol
OmegaReaper - February 9, 2012, 3:19 pm, #229211
xD for me its more like ''seasonal thunder storms'' witch happen really rarely :P


PEACE OF MIND -


TAGS: peace mind
Rating: 4.78/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:27 am, #220611
Wow, I mean wow.
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:03 pm, #220589
Lol ^
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:01 pm, #220588
f*** this **** but awsome pic though :3
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 10:00 pm, #220586
hold up it wouldnt let me type p e n i s
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 9:59 pm, #220585
Guy under meis a noob and this looks like a p**** ---Ȕ
NickLuckyAwsome - June 25, 2011, 9:57 pm, #220584
I agree its cute and TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:16 pm, #220573
What a cute monkey.


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am, #224570
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: life picture mind
Rating: 4.58/5

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THE EASIEST WAY - To change a persons mind... Is with a 160gr boat tail


TAGS: the easiest way change mind
Rating: 4.25/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:29 pm, #231057
Firearms have been the way to end an argument if you're wrong for many years, and will continue to do so over years to come
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:46 pm, #230911

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. Mahatma Gandhi
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm, #230878
for the record, not insulting you, bloody saything my boss told me once
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm, #230877
YES!!! For there is no 'I' in 'TEAM', but there's a 'U' in '****'
carebear - March 7, 2012, 8:09 pm, #230866
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 7:46 pm, #230863
Agreed, because if something is broken... shoot it (Ps, might want to invest in a 'F' key for your keyboard lol)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:25 pm, #230857
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:33 pm, #230838
HAHAHAHA!!! GySgt1811a, lol, you made my day :D thanks XD
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:32 pm, #230837
Ah, correction... I never said that I collect guns, Christ, I'm too young to own one in my neck of the woods anyway, I do have a air rifle though, but only one item of a particular type doesn't count as a collection in my eyes though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:34 pm, #230832
and that's just pathetic and weak....If you want to be tough....try using your hands.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:33 pm, #230831
OK. Why collect guns then? Does it make you feel like a big man? Guns aren't toys...they're tools. I repeat...Unless you're hunting, you don't need guns, except to shore up your ego.
GySgt1811a - March 7, 2012, 12:26 pm, #230830
Bows and Arrows.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:04 pm, #230829
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:03 am, #230820
It is NOT a violent hobby :O good grief man... well, according to world law it's an 'illegal' hobby to shoot people, but not a violent hobby, there is a difference
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:01 am, #230819
OH ok, now I'm with you, like magnum vs ordinary rounds (similar, not exact I know) ok, now all the misty cataracts have been removed from my minds ability to comprehend it thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 10:16 am, #230818
I collect books.....I don't need a violent hobby. (I do own guns, but they provide me with food...not entertainment)
MPsniper - March 7, 2012, 9:55 am, #230815
.308 is not military nomenclature. there are different ballistics and pressures. same same as .223 vs 5.56. slightly differing shoulder, but mainly different pressure. you could fire .223 in a rifle chambered for 5.56, but NOT the other way around.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:13 pm, #230770
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 7.62mm diameter the same as a .30cal?? .308 is 7.8232mm according to my calculations or are you speaking of 2 different rounds completely?? if so, then I retract my statement.
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:33 pm, #230764
All 36 of them (approx).
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 6:21 pm, #230758
.308 is civie. the correct nomenclature is 7.62×51mm NATO
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:06 pm, #230756
......... *types witty comeback* ... **** *deletes it* ....... ummm.... AH HA!!!! screw that then... 155mm Howitzer :P (I always thought it's APFSDS not APDSFS?? and oddly I know what that stood for before reading the last line...
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:00 pm, #230755
And to everyone's amazement... I'm not American :O South African all the way :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2012, 5:25 pm, #230752
You Americans really love your guns.
GySgt1811a - March 6, 2012, 4:51 pm, #230746
Ok, Ok, Ok. Then I'll go with my old standby. A 120 mm APDSFS* depleted uranium round at, wait for it, 5800 fps! (Or, go nuke. That's next.) *"Armor p******* Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized" (So there! ;} )
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:10 am, #230722
Actually it would be a 175 gr boat tail hollow point (or OTM). 168 lacks in terminal ballistics past 600 yds.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:37 am, #230715
~[Cont.]~ but rather a more interesting choice... called the Cheyenne Tactical 419gr .408 cal. there's something to think about ;) lol, but thanks to both of you for keeping my life on the "holy crap I made a mistake" area ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:35 am, #230714
Ok, there's where I fell short, although there is a 160gr you guys are referring to the USMC .308?? ok, now I'm with you, but personally, I prefer one bullet above all else, and no I'm not mental to go for the .50BMG or .505 Gibbs, ~[Cont. in reply]~
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 4:55 am, #230705
at 800 yards and beyond, i bump it up to a 190 gr match king.
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 7:23 pm, #230696
Ah, we're just being a***. The USMC .308 is a 168 gr. Lake City National Match boat tailed spitzer. But it sure don't matter to the poor fool that gets one between the running lights. Just ignore us and keep up the good work.
M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:00 pm, #230685
You sure?? (I'm really not going to argue, what I know of ammo can hurt myself) http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/3742193419/9888437/mvc-011f.jpg_thumbnail1.jpg
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 3:21 pm, #230679
Thanks, MP, you beat me to it.
MPsniper - March 5, 2012, 2:50 pm, #230674
it would actually be a 168 gr boat tail


BEATLE•ISM -


TAGS: beatles mindf***s
Rating: 3.55/5

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jig - January 31, 2012, 3:45 pm, #228546
Thought my room wasn't big enough. Well, it is !!
Screamin Daemon - December 15, 2009, 9:29 am, #145898
Now this is some F'd up S... How does it work? I stared at the enlarged picture till my eyes hurt.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:44 am, #143495
f***ing Cool as ****!
Sarah B - June 11, 2009, 4:34 pm, #86059
OMG, I want a print.. how can I get one? Amazing! I have goosebumps!
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 5:05 pm, #59142
Can I get one of Ringo? Now he WAS the Beatles.
Tuckerr - February 10, 2009, 8:33 pm, #58625
owww my eyes :'(
rerun - February 4, 2009, 7:49 pm, #56984
This is fantastic. I would buy a print of this....


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm, #48064
hahahahahaha


DIRTY MIND -


TAGS: dirty mind imagination
Rating: 2.81/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:54 pm, #206745
This WAY old, This has been to the end of the internet and back


FEAR -


TAGS: exists in the mind
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 6:55 am, #226537

Btw....nice one LA.
Reality Lord - December 11, 2011, 3:50 pm, #226530

nice smack hammy. not much to add. the site has most definatel;y changed since its creation and a broader spectrum now applies. now, if you'd like to test policy i don't believe comments is where to do it. address mr m or the mods through pm's...and ty
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:19 pm, #226512
Get em hammy! True Art has no restrictions, test the boundaries and reap the rewards. (yes you can quote me)
Hawamleh - December 9, 2011, 3:51 am, #226473
IMHO I've seen a million of you come and go, you come around a bit, hate for a while, and you're forgotten, so unless you do something that makes you worthwhile, then rant all you want, we've heard it a million times.
caveman - December 8, 2011, 9:19 pm, #226467
This poster may not be Demotivational to the fullest extent, but it sure as hell isn't motivational IMO.
crankyhead - December 8, 2011, 3:57 pm, #226460
Mallee, maybe you should try creating a poster or two before you start criticizing those who do. You'll find that your opinions about the nature of this site will get a whole lot more respect from the people who participate here, once you participate too
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 7:37 am, #226451
They have wrenches in your size too
mallee - December 8, 2011, 6:28 am, #226450
Thank you for your fulsome helpfulness, oh superior one. Your response just about sums up the attitude of smugness about this site. Will you be my guru?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:16 am, #226449
They sell bulbs at the hardware store
mallee - December 8, 2011, 3:05 am, #226447
I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a smartarse or to be rude. But how is this DEmotivational? So much of the content of this site is purely MOTIVATIONAL unless I'm missing something... Please, enlighten me.


LONELINESS -




MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am, #198236
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm, #129696
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.




CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm, #156172
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


Portal -


TAGS: teleport wormhole mind f***
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:56 pm, #117875
Can we send other things through this portal? It seems an easy way to poison someone's drink. *Wink* *Wink* 5/5
Charlie - September 14, 2009, 11:53 pm, #117874
1) the pot need to be poured at higher height for that tall of arc. 2) the blue portal cup needs to be tilted in order for it to make that wide of a arc...
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:13 am, #76854
Telepathy...I'm lovin' it.


NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE -


TAGS: how the fu oh nevermind
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - March 27, 2011, 11:38 am, #215368

lol.


RELIGION -




NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away




LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm, #197740
5 nibbles for Bruce!


PERCEPTION - do you choose to take that of others or to break free and take that of yourself




SYMBOLISM -




KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...




THE 90S - This about sums it up.


TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am, #214652
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm, #169852
why don't you marry it?


SO GAUCHE -


TAGS: patricia mindf*** spot the monkey
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm, #110899
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm, #110897

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm, #110896
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm, #110889
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am, #110838
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am, #110837
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.


RELIGION -


TAGS: life time religion control mind power
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am, #146116
P.s.: 1L.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am, #146115
I knew it! It's those bastards from Mumenchance, eh? Bet they're not even deaf. That's it, I'm painting all my walls a glossy white and gluing all the light switches in the "on" position. Nobodies controlling MY mind. Nobody.


ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm, #18489
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


BUSINESS -


TAGS: mind your own
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sho - June 11, 2011, 12:15 am, #219861
Cool song


freedom -


TAGS: free your mind mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:27 am, #251660
You Got It !
GaryO - November 18, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251084
One of your best, mariand. Simply profound.
Greeny - November 18, 2013, 3:18 pm, #251082
Amsome - 5
motinet - November 18, 2013, 10:11 am, #251080

DEEP


OBVIOUS -




PURPOSE -




INCLINATION -


TAGS: change your mind
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:53 am, #247750
Heh, I try to stay logged on. Still trying to figger how. Log off? Just go to the forum and poke the ‘logout’ b***on….or, just wait there in the forum (like go take a pee), then you’ll magically be logged out. Good Q&A stuff over there too.
Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:18 am, #247744
How does one log out?
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 11:00 am, #219659
yes I too am uncomfortable on how EZ I've accepted the new government ECO-green ight-bulbs
Greeny - June 6, 2011, 5:14 pm, #219637
perfect!
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:28 pm, #219626

awe50me!!! fav'd dude


MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm, #234262
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm, #234261
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm, #234236
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm, #234215
Amen!


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm, #206323
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm, #162024
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


OPEN-MINDED - If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


TAGS: open minded brains
Rating: 4.15/5

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gas - August 7, 2011, 2:43 am, #222592
take my wife!


SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.




BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.




Mind Teaser -


TAGS: teaser mind i q test brain
Rating: 2.63/5

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Doc - January 28, 2009, 7:10 am, #55164
Indeed Pro, it's used to a**ess impulse control. :-)
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:07 pm, #37717
Duh.......... I said "White" when I looked at the word "Green" written in black.. FAIL. Kill me now.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:22 am, #32751
It's called the Stroop effect (if memory serves).


LITTLE REMINDERS -


TAGS: reminders 2012 christmas motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am, #177804
good to be notified
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 9:33 am, #155319
I have a friend named scottie
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 27, 2010, 4:52 am, #154686
I can see my house from here!
Overlord Douchebag - January 1, 2010, 1:54 am, #149251
I reckon you'll be one of them.
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:34 pm, #149244
i wonder how many sheeple are going to kill themselves on 12/20/12?
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm, #148823
Looks like someone turned on the LHC...
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:18 am, #148755
I can't wait!


CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.


TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

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omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am, #143471
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am, #75169
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.


MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!


TAGS: humor super power mind control beer space
Rating: 2.82/5

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RONSART - August 13, 2008, 6:17 pm, #14334
VERY GOOD


SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -




those moments -


TAGS: human reminders music
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:52 pm, #255538
It's so sad...but a hopeful 5L kinda sad.
chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 9:43 pm, #255293
Thank you Gary and RL! I loved this ph**o.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:23 am, #255282
Yeah, WOW...rather BOW WOW, 5 of 'em...and a WOOF
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:09 am, #255281

yep...this one gets a double wow :)
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am, #255279

wow
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am, #255278

wow


PICK A CARD........... -


TAGS: how the mind doesnt work
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:22 am, #248873
You are of the few, JayDub.
JesusWept - August 21, 2013, 2:34 am, #248865
Look carefully on both rows of cards and compare them. None of the cards in the first row appear in the second. It's a whole different set. Thats why you wont see your card of choice there. Nice one, Gary ;)
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:39 am, #244178
Glad ya liked it, cynic. Its been around. Thought I’d get at least some derogatory remarks or head scratches, but nada.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:03 am, #244161
I nearly pissed my pants! Lol! 5L! This goes I'm my faves.


Believe it or not -


TAGS: ninja cats minding forest mew
Rating: 3.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 7:41 pm, #245913
Awe, man! the quality didn't turn out well. This is the work of Ninja cats! (They're there, trust me)


RACISM -


TAGS: life time human nature evil anonymous control mind power
Rating: 2.91/5

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me - September 17, 2009, 1:45 pm, #118884
So you are saying whites are being controlled by racist blacks and mexicans? Makes sense.


MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"




CAVEMAN - Not even his Doctor can tell you whats going on


TAGS: caveman split mind
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - February 26, 2015, 4:26 pm, #260156
HAH! Now that's hilarious! wunner which one thinks it's not funny...
Wytch - February 1, 2012, 2:33 am, #228589
I actually DO suffer from multiple personality disorder, and it's not that funny.
caveman - December 13, 2011, 5:26 am, #226559
(well apparently i suffer from multiple personality disorder)(and i'm just insane)


MOTIFAKE -




A RARE LOOK - At the inside of a blond's mind.




HEROES - Hiro Nakamura as he is farting


TAGS: hiro nagamura mind power
Rating: 3.29/5

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CANADA - December 4, 2009, 11:53 pm, #142619
LMFAO @ SD
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:50 pm, #142617
Is he trying to stop time or a prairie dog?
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:49 pm, #142615
LOL
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 11:48 pm, #142614
HEROES - The d*** meatballs always give me indigestion.
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:43 pm, #142611
Wow.


HOMELESSNESS -




SLAM OF THE WEEK - Use it well, use it often.




BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED -


TAGS: toys calendar develop young minds
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2012, 2:23 pm, #237484
HAHA! This is great Greeny. 5L
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:16 pm, #237480
yous not makes fun star wars best moovies evah goerge lucas is god grrrr me so angry rite now


TIN FOIL HATS -


TAGS: aliens mind control
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Bolverk37782 - August 4, 2011, 6:56 pm, #222438
Or Alcoa, they have both F**KED over the UK govenment a couple of thimes a piece.
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 9:11 pm, #222399
And the royalities go to Alcan...


CAPTIVITY -


TAGS: imprison mind
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by rerun

Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:10 pm, #198216
Time to go to my Happy Place
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm, #198205
just ask his wife...5L
crankyhead - October 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #198186
fantastic


THE PROBLEM WITH AN OPEN MIND - Is that sooner or later people will come along and try to put things in it...


TAGS: the problem with an open mind
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Chef

Viper - May 11, 2010, 8:38 am, #175567
5L making me think about my life right now thanks a million!


JEDI MIND TRICKS - mods, This motifake is not the one you shall reject...


TAGS: mods jedi mind tricks
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by marshmallow

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:25 pm, #185334
Well played.
Hawamleh - July 18, 2010, 10:34 pm, #185328
5l cause of tth puting zealot down like that !
Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 10:15 pm, #185325

i'de have scored it 4.5 . meh...no half points....5 it is...i like.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2010, 9:47 pm, #185319
3.5 is better than your average rating zealot.
Zealot - July 18, 2010, 9:45 pm, #185318
5 because it worked, otherwise its 3.5 material
marshmallow - July 18, 2010, 9:34 pm, #185315
i knew the force was strong with me >.>


WE DONT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF CHANGE - Not when its for the benefit of mankind Now is the time to change




Pessimism -




KLINGON MIND MELD -


TAGS: klingon mind meld star trek obama
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Zagato - December 8, 2009, 12:23 am, #143628
rub a black man's head and he falls asleep
bill - October 16, 2009, 11:27 am, #127190
politi-fail
Daro - September 19, 2009, 9:20 pm, #119825
You did it wrong. It's a black Klingon and a Vulcan child. Fail.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:33 pm, #102079
holy **** he does look like Tuvok cant believe i never noticed that before
Woodywood03a - July 26, 2009, 10:47 pm, #100682
Bearly pass
torungu - June 2, 2009, 3:23 am, #83696
firstly the black guy is wharf, a klingon and the kid is the vulcan not the other way around. secondly the vulcans are a more violent race than the klingons but they suppress their emotions
Cubbybear - April 9, 2009, 11:18 am, #71792
The Vulcan's mind couldn't handle the mind of a warrior


MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES -


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 3.1/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 11:03 am, #111901
United states of Tara. i love that show....5


DON'T QUOTE ME -




PURITANISM -




ALRIGHT ROB! -


TAGS: mindgame escalator high5
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 3:36 pm, #144736
Effin awesome


HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY VICTORS -




CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power
Rating: 2.53/5

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agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:27 am, #74136
Thanks for spelling it out... I was having difficulty reading the picture.


FREE TIME - Some people have too much


TAGS: mind f*** optical illusions stairway to heaven
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 6:43 pm, #71665
Dee, how is that possible? I mean it's got a range of a couple of degrees, tops 30, but beyond that wouldn't it look... odd?
DotDotDot - December 23, 2008, 1:40 am, #46178
Julian Beever - The king of too much free time (though this particular work is not his)
Dee - November 7, 2008, 2:34 pm, #34354
actually the picture was drawn so it would look like thatirrespective of what angle you ph**ographed it from.
leeebling - November 7, 2008, 9:32 am, #34256
that looks like banksy's work and trust he's a f***ing legend probarly does have too much free time but its better than sitting on here like we all do making silly little posters of someone elses work.
Overlord Douchebag - October 9, 2008, 12:04 am, #26645
That's not Ph**oshop, dumbass. That's an actual artwork, the picture was taken from an angle to make it look like that.
Cheeze - October 8, 2008, 10:42 pm, #26638
ph**oshop. Some people use it.


BETTER -




WTF? - I Think I Just Lost My Mind




All That Glitters -


TAGS: all that glitters nevermind a heart of gold silver is better
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 7, 2014, 9:11 pm, #256921
Oh-h-h-H-H-h-h, siiiiilverheaaaart…..you egotistical hog (I love you) anyone see my meds?
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:43 pm, #256918
Glad someone caught that
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:42 pm, #256917
I prefer the words of Sri Syadasti: "tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 7:44 pm, #256915
silver is better...lol
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:01 pm, #256909
Thinking Neil Young had some wisdom on subject. Excerpt - "Keep me searching for a heart of gold. You keep me searching and I'm growing old" But, no indication of despair, eh? Dead and cold? Don't give up the ship. 'tis an ill wind that blows no good.


HANDYMAN -


TAGS: fix remind nag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

spacedog - October 2, 2012, 5:59 pm, #239665
Ha! Or even annually. 5L
ughomer - October 2, 2012, 4:46 pm, #239664
Brrra-ha-ha-ha-ha!


Birth Control Reminder -




nonsensical nonsense #8 -




The View -


TAGS: majestic clouds mindset
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 1, 2014, 10:33 am, #255152
Nice one.
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:51 am, #255144
OH. Thought it was just a mushroom cloud.


misdirection -


TAGS: stuffed salmon dirty mind
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 17, 2014, 11:52 pm, #255348
Just little, lol.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:58 am, #255328
Crotchety, I didn't even have to read it...that should scare me right?
JesusWept - June 14, 2014, 6:20 pm, #255310
Sure did. Now it's stuck there lmao. L L L L L


MIND CONTROL DEVICE -




government marijuana conspiracy -




Pssst! -




MINDSET - The only way to change a person's opinion, Is to wait for them to die.




Zombified -


TAGS: television mind controlled kids brains jellied
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 3, 2013, 6:15 pm, #246260
Thanks for the comments and votes.everyone.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:24 am, #246226
5L for reminding those that need to know...summer break is quickly coming. Oh the horror!!!!
Greeny - June 2, 2013, 10:50 pm, #246224
5 texts while standing at the open refrigerator!
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 8:17 pm, #246222

OMG...i have two of them living with me...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:47 pm, #246218
Hah! Yup, reminds me of a story.....


Consider this ... -


TAGS: halloween pumpkin fire mind quote
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Oldsod - October 20, 2014, 6:56 pm, #257223
5'd, faved, and going into my Classroom Demotivational file.
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 11:01 pm, #257188
Sweet. Gd'un.


arguments -


TAGS: profanity arguments weak mind vocabulary words
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:15 am, #248875
Got that right, Cyn. 5L, pal.


SONGS LIKE... - Like "Don't Stand So Close" - The Police, or "I'm So Glad" - Cream or "Rock & Roll Pt. II"- Gary Glitter, or "Soul Finger" - Bar Kays, or "Get It Up" - Wild Cherry


TAGS: comes to mind
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - February 1, 2013, 10:08 am, #243018
Forgot to add the 1958 hit tune "Tequila!" by the Champs. Bra-ha-ha-ha. Anybody got anymore songs to suggest?
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:06 am, #243002
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:56 pm, #242991
5L...because I listened to all that stuff. Three, Six, Nine The Goose Drank Wine


Second thoughts -


TAGS: commitment change of mind
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by demon001

Oldsod - January 18, 2014, 8:57 pm, #252241
Why am I having "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" flashbacks? She looks nothing like Princes5Looky.


THE GOOD LIFE -




Serene -




VISIONS -




THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am, #172946
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


COGNITION -


TAGS: mind cloud hope
Rating: 4.71/5

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oblivion -


TAGS: lost my mind
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by demon001

Sho - March 2, 2014, 1:04 am, #253382
5LOL
demon001 - March 1, 2014, 8:39 pm, #253380
I also miss my 5L!
GaryO - March 1, 2014, 8:34 pm, #253379
Not understanding the two vote on this. I consider it rather profound. 5L


Set Yourself Free -




the lost book -


TAGS: lost book riddle mindf ck
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:34 pm, #249777
That's fantastic! I'm embarrassed to say it took me about a minute. 5L
falloutghoul - September 18, 2013, 6:12 pm, #249775
Took me a second to notice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 12:41 pm, #249764
Nice!


AXIOM -


TAGS: mind physical
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 26, 2014, 6:36 pm, #253313
Thx. Can't believe this was a year ago lol. Time flies
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:47 pm, #253309

Don't know how I missed this one. Great!


The tragedy -


TAGS: the old youth of the mind
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - June 26, 2013, 11:21 pm, #247030
I believe joy is the mind and I am quite happy with my life, apart from the standard complaints about the general human decay.. blah.. blah.. and I hope it stays that way, thanks Gary
GaryO - June 26, 2013, 7:58 pm, #247026
Y’know, you young folks make some utterly profound posters. Most are quotes with brilliant ph**o selections. This is one of those, Fayk. Knowing you have understanding of the subject, it’s my hope that your generation enjoys their youth that much more.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 7:00 pm, #247023
Truth is So Sad.


Peace of Mind -




Darkness of His Mind -


TAGS: she darkness mind fears known
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Ism

steve1961 - May 18, 2013, 10:20 pm, #245850
I think the posters that Sho would fear most would be showing us his Sparkles and Hello Kitty collection. ;)
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:40 pm, #245847

well, Sho does have a secret site that he does share the deep, dark ones.....sadly I have never been invited there.
Sho - May 18, 2013, 7:52 am, #245837
Well you know what they say. Shared joy is double joy. 5&f


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